The most interesting piece of information I think I have ever stumbled across, ever, is that in certain parts of Australia, there are 8 foot giant red Kangaroos. 8 foot Kangaroos!!! How cool is that. And they kill loads of people, although most things (if not everything) kill people over here. 
60 percent of the worlds poisenous snakes are here and even in Sydney harbour there are sharks, and if you see a spider dont go fucking near it. Im not leaving the hotel. No wonder everyone is smoke free and fitness fanatic, they need to be able to leg it away from the mad bastard animals that are trying to kill everything in sight.
Apparently, recently a couple went balooning on their honeymoon, the baloon went down somewhere in southern australia and both the husband and the pilot were eaten by great white sharks in front of the bride. Suddenly the crap weather in UK doesnt sound too unpleasent.
I'm on the hunt for a wombat, i've given up on trying to figure a way to get an 8 foot kangeroo through customs, but I reckon if I sedate a wombat it could pass for a teddy bear.
60 percent of the worlds poisenous snakes are here and even in Sydney harbour there are sharks, and if you see a spider dont go fucking near it. Im not leaving the hotel. No wonder everyone is smoke free and fitness fanatic, they need to be able to leg it away from the mad bastard animals that are trying to kill everything in sight.
Apparently, recently a couple went balooning on their honeymoon, the baloon went down somewhere in southern australia and both the husband and the pilot were eaten by great white sharks in front of the bride. Suddenly the crap weather in UK doesnt sound too unpleasent.
I'm on the hunt for a wombat, i've given up on trying to figure a way to get an 8 foot kangeroo through customs, but I reckon if I sedate a wombat it could pass for a teddy bear.
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